Ulysses (and other bad baby names)

I could never name my kid Ulysses...or Hercules, Rasputin, Nero, Achilles, Adolph, Barack, Voldemort, Crispin, Ganondorf, Drogan, Icarus, Darth, Bart, Akuji, Jolon, Princess, Ryu, Alva, Ravana, Teivel, Iyzebel, Baal, Ahab, Soren, Anakin, Neo, Dartagnan, Bogart, Zuma, Oedipus, Ares, Zeus, Apple, Orange, Atlas, Steropes, Polyphemus, Metope, Midas, Medusa, Moses, Samson...